Concave Tales
With Mike and Dana

Written and conceived by Matt Lloyd 2018


Political "Meetings" or Secret Orgies? - 29th of April, 2018

Political "Meetings" or Secret Orgies?

Mike:Good evening and welcome to concave news, your most trusted news source on the interwebs. This is Mike.

Dana: And this is Dana.

Mike:So that's what they do in our parliament in those all night meetings?

Dana:I'm not surprised, there's not much to do in Canberra - and pollies are away from their families for weeks at a time.

Mike:Hidden security camera footage has shown a no holds barred naked love fest between all sides of politics in the bowels of parliament house. It's really not something you want to see, at least you'll never forget it - I warned you. So if you don't want to know, then look away now.

{grainy black and white video footage plays showing a number of well known faces in their birthday suits}

Dana:Well at least they're keeping the birth rate high for Canberra. Doing their bit for population growth.

Mike:It does kind of explain how there are so many leaks though from both sides.

Dana:I'll never quite think of my local member the same way again.


ABC - Barnaby's Baby Not His! (maybe)